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Your pimped out grandma

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“He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak”

A six word story (via emobean)



“Claim her, love her, fuck her, spoil her, trust her.”

(via theagould)


I’d like to do cute shit with you. But also fuck the living fuck out of you.


My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.