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zodiacchic:


more here (:

“He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak”

A six word story (via emobean)

lesbian-en-skate:

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“Claim her, love her, fuck her, spoil her, trust her.”

(via theagould)

princesspamelaa:

I’d like to do cute shit with you. But also fuck the living fuck out of you.

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.